Resume writing sucks, Lie.

what is it about writing a resume that is so ... painful

is it the refection. every line you flash through a missed oppotunity. a title you hated or a position you missed. a political move that back fired.

and then you have to lie.

and of course there's no the question of future. where do you go from here. The mess that was your past, and now the awesomeness that is your future. How do you turn this white piece of paper into the seminal moment. A moment where you tell your grandkids around the fire place "...and then, I wrote that resume and I was never the same again."

fuck that, just lie, focus on the cover letter, the interview ,the research, your hair.
The piece of paper is not your script. Its not who you are. So just finish it before lunch. And get on the phone, get out the door. Become a salesman of your greatest product. You.

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